Little Men in Space
A miniature painting blog.
Friday, August 20, 2021
Mini Painting Update
Sunday, July 4, 2021
When Deamons Attack
Hello folks, back again after a break, this time with a battle report.
This time it was my Salamanders versus the old man’s Khorne deamons. We were playing at 1000 points using the scenario from the 40k rulebook with four objectives on a plus shape in the middle of the board. In order to score points, a player needs to control both objectives on each line of the plus. Players score victory points at the beginning of their turns, and you get extra points for controlling all of the objectives.
Our armies were fairly standard for our games, with Dad taking his Very Scary Deamon Prince, Skulltaker, a soul grinder, a skull cannon, and a few mobs of Bloodletters, while I had a couple tac squads, a squad of Intercessors, some Devastators, some Eliminators, a Chief Librarian, and Adrax Agatone. Our strategies were pretty standard too, with me planning to hang back and shoot things, while Dad did his infamous "Bloodletter Bomb."
The calm before the storm. |
Turn one went to dad, where he moved up to take objectives with his Bloodletters, and melting a few Marines with a phlegm bombardment from the soul grinder. He then unleashed the dreaded Bloodletter bomb, and dropped a big unit right in front of my right flank, along with the Deamon Prince and his axe of "No, God make it stop!"
This, combined with about 4 attacks per Bloodletter and a 3d6, rerolling fails charge roll, caused a disappearing act from the Intercessors and a tarpit for the tac squad, Causing my strategy of a unit per objective to go flying out the window. This meant that when my turn came around, I really only had the option to zap things with the devastators and hope for good rolls on my part. I got the Deamon Prince down to four wounds, but by that point my turn was over.
On Dad's turn two, the Soul Grinder and missed its bombardment, Bloodletters took more objectives, and a very unfortunate Agrax happened to be on the receiving end of the Axe of Holy S***.
One strength 16 hit later... |
By this point, we had to cut the game short due to time constraints and an increasingly apparent steamrolling my Salamanders had received. Final score: Deamons 1, Salamanders 0.
Take this story as a tale of caution, friends. Bubble wrap your units when you can, so a mob of deep striking Bloodletters can't collapse your right flank, along with your entire strategy (also, if you can Thunder Hammer charge a Deamon Prince who has only four wounds left, do so). Happy gaming,
FP01
Wednesday, June 16, 2021
The Tomb of Horrors Awaits...
Hello all, welcome back to the blog.
Today I'll be showing you all how I painted Acererak, creator of the infamous Tomb of Horrors. I got the model at the local game store a little while ago, and finally got around to painting it.
Reference for the paintjob. |
Work in progress. |
The finished product. |
And there we go, Acererak is done, ready to trap the latest adventuring party. I am happy with this model, and I am excited to use it in the future.
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
Top 5 Guides for New Hobbyists
Hello folks,
This time around I am going to share my top 5 recommended guides for those just getting into the hobby. These are all videos discussing the very basics of the miniature wargaming hobby, so if you are an experienced hobbyist, these may not be for you. Still, read on, as there may be new knowledge you did not know that could be useful to you.
Please note: these videos are in no particular order, as I think they are all fantastic guides in their own way.
5. Goobertown Hobbies Painting Fundamentals
4. Tabletop Time Complete Guide
3. Black Magic Craft Miniature Basics
2. Squidar Miniatures - Things I wish I knew
1. Midwinter Minis - Build and Paint Your First Warhammer Models
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
T5 Orks are a thing now.
You saw the title, folks. Orks are going up a point of toughness.
This may not seem like much, but as stated in this Warhammer Community Article, all greenskins, including grots, are going up a point of toughness. While this may not seem huge at first, that extra point could cause big waves in your games of Warhammer 40 000.
First of all is that most infantry weapons will be wounding Orks on 5s. Even boltguns, arguably one of the best base infantry weapons in the game, will be wounding at the same rate as the lasgun, affectionately known as the "flashlight."
This means that most armies will not have an effective way of combating the 30-strong units of Ork Boyz, outside of heavy weapons, which frankly are not that spread out in units outside of vehicles and a handful of dedicated heavy weapon squads (like Devastators or Dark Reapers). This means that there isn't a good way to avoid a mob of Orks overrunning your midfield objective holders and hacking them away with their -1 AP choppas (That's another new thing. Not too bad for Marines but other armies might be in trouble).
I think that extra point of toughness makes the Orks of 9th edition much more powerful than they were previously, to the point of brokenness. I am not looking forward to dealing with this sort of thing. Alas, we can only wait and see what GW does with the Orks when their Codex releases.
Happy painting,
FP01
Saturday, May 29, 2021
Emplacement Build Guide
Hello folks, Today I'll be delivering to your eyes an in-depth guide on my emplacements, as promised previously.
These were simple to make, and quick to build. Not including drying time, I think the set of 4 emplacements only took about one hour to make in total. These are an easy way to add to your gaming table or diorama, or to fill out your terrain collection.
Now, let's get started on the build.
Step 1: Measure and Cut Out Parts.
The cardboard base. |
The foamcore wall. |
Step 2: Prepare Foamcore.
Just add water. |
Texture time. |
Step 3: Assemble the Parts.
Where to glue the foamcore. |
Tile time. |
Step 4: Basing.
Pointy. |
Step 5: Painting.
The finished emplacement. |
Thursday, May 27, 2021
The List
Number 5 Best: The Emperor's Champion
Knights in SPAAAAACE! |
This model exemplifies the fact that older sculpts can still look great in the modern day. At over 20 years old, this sculpt still keeps its heroic silhouette and imposing look, with sharp details and great pose.
Number 5 Worst: Primaris Invader ATV
Go-cart... in space? |
In contrast to the champion, this model... is bad. The technical detail is fine, but honestly, the Invader looks like it would be invading the racetracks of Mario Cart instead of the far future. Also, and call me out if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure having a minigun right over your head would not make for good steering conditions. Just saying.
Number 4 Best: Skullgrinder
Add some music from your favourite FPS game here. |
Number 4 Worst: Chaos Marauders
Gotta admit, these guys need an update. |
Number 3 Best: Celestant-Prime
Yes, that is a meteor launching staff. |
Number 3 Worst: Varghulf Courtier
The Netflix adaptation of Batman. |
Number 2 Best: Be'lakor, The Dark Master
Scary. |
Number 2 Worst: Scyla Anfigrimm
And I thought the current version was bad... |
Number 1 Best: Sassy Nurgling
The cutest plague deamon around. |
Number 1 Worst: Multi-Melta Servitor
The chap in the back, not the one with a claw. |